The Arabs Are Good For Somethin’

Friend: They need to develop the opposite of coffee
Friend: to counter act it
Friend: like
Friend: “im too hyper”
Friend: “slow down juiiiiiiiiice”
3baid: The arabs invented that
Friend: ?
3baid: it’s called Liban

Procrastination At Its Best

“Don’t you love that? A $700+ machine, an annual internet subscription, logged onto a website that’s worth $1.5 billion dollars, and what do you do? –poke! :O” -3baid

I Miss You, I Miss You Not

“The amount of yearning for someone (or something) is not determined by the time or distance spent apart, but rather the amount of time you think of them (or it) during their absence.” -3baid

Friends: Hey 3baid, where have you been; we missed you!
3baid: Thanks, but wasn’t I with you two days ago?
Friends: Yeah but… wait… Saturday, Sunday… You’re right! But it felt like more :/