It’s Not Over Yet!

3baid: Mom, if you pass by the co-op today, please get me a new toothbrush.
Mom: Sure, anything else?
3baid: Actually, get toothpaste and deodorant while you’re at it.
Mom: Okay.
3baid: Nothing faintly-scented, or girly like last time please; I want something thats strong or sport-ish…
Mom: I see..

*later*

I get Dove antiperspirant @___@;

Whatever happened to Gillet, Adidas, Axe, etc.. *cries*

Dear Customer

I got a phone call yesterday:

“Hello sir, may I take a minute of your time?”
“Go ahead.”
“We’re [insert corporate name] and we’d like to update our records about you…”
“Okay.”
“You live in [insert address] ?”
“Yes.”
“And your phone number is [insert number]?”
“…um yes.”

You’re calling me from it aren’t you? :/
Unless you got the wrong guy *horror theme* @_@

Have A Break

Friend: i go write quick essay
Friend: finish essay
Friend: come over
Friend: have kitkat at your house
Friend: leave
3baid: LOL!

Yes, I’m the chocolate guy :)

A Phone Conversation

Friend: Hey… did you know that it rained?
3baid: Yeah!
Friend: Good. That means you went out today.
3baid: No. Actually, it’s because I read a post about it! :D